Bukkakey

When you are done with renting a car, are coming into the car rental parking lot, and instead of handing in your car key like a normal upstanding citizen you chuck the car key on the dashboard like a crazy maniac expecting the rental people to open the door and find the key.

I bukkakeyed in the car.

Bukkakey by Cabrapryde December 21, 2025

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang 

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.

Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021

Bukkake Brian 

Cum greedy mother fucker who is always willing to lay down and be the pivot man in your circle jerk. Loves to get glazed. He always brings his own goggles.

That twisted bastard layed in the middle of 30 guys at the Malebox the other night; he is a bukkake Brian

Bukkake Brian by deeksdeeks April 24, 2020

meatloaf bukkake 

A sexual activity where several people defecate on another person

Karen loved being pooped on. She loved the smell and the way it felt sticking to her naked body. So when Adam suggested he invite his friends over to give her a meatloaf bukkake she was very enthusiastic about the idea. Unfortunately, one of the assholes ate a lot of habanero peppers and his shit burned Karen's skin, splashed in her eyes causing extreme pain, and now she has pink eye.

meatloaf bukkake by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

Bukkake Ninja 

A Bukkake Ninja is an Ancient Japanese warrior that uses stealth and cunning to overtly humiliates foes by repeatedly ejaculating upon their faces.

The Bukkake Ninjas used this extreme form of Bukkake to ridicule their opponents in battle. It was common in battle for foes to die by drowning in the ejaculate. This had the effect of demoralizing enemy combatants, while pacifying and assimilating the native females. The conquered females realized the impotence of their male populace as compared to the Bukkake Ninja, thus succumbing and submitting to the power of this rare breed of Ninjas warrior; forcing the dominated males to long periods of Cuckold-dom.

1. "Dude, you’re an insane Bukkake Ninja for what you did to that Pluff’s Mom!"

2. "I'm going to cum all over your face like a Bukkake Ninja!"

3. "I’m a Bukkake Ninja, they never saw me coming."

In Feudal Japan, there was an elevated level of Ninja called a Bukkake Ninja; these were the most feared of all Ninjas, due to their ability to be silent, invisible humiliation warriors. A Bukkake Ninja had standard Ninja training but is said to have had an additional 10 years of exceptionally rigorous training to develop the ability to produce massive streams of ejaculate with very short recovery periods. This ejaculate when produced was then sprayed over their victims face and torsos often without said victim knowing what hit them. They were renowned to have very short recovery periods before inflicting another round of overt humiliation.

Bukkake Ninja by Rowtiger August 31, 2012

Psychic Bukkake 

When 2 persons think of the same thing at the same time like 10-15 times in a row.

<D> Man, we just thought about the same thing at the same time for like, 10-15 times in a row!

<MikeK> Psychic Bukkake!!!111

<D> RoFtLEZ!11!!!11

Psychic Bukkake by D June 23, 2004

Bukkake Udon 

Good Soup

This Bukkake Udon is some good soup!

Bukkake Udon by Frostnight0265 April 18, 2022

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011