Person A - I'm both thirsty and I also need to pee.
The problem is I have nothing to drink and no where to pee, what am I to do?
Person B - Me too, should we make a Buddy Bubbler?
Person A - sweet, you have
satisfied my every need and I don't feel bad about drinking my own piss. I also
appreciate that I dont need to touch your penis or look you in the eye.