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to convert confabulatory toom drackets to sentence mix drivers. Usually using techniques such as bungle locking, greenmailing, contympanal bugsplatting and volunteerial ridge defining.
Casual - Hey Lucas, watch me buthter!

Formal - Hello Mr. Nitler, my son didn't mean to be the buthter of the bunch. please unexpel him!

Gossip - Maxwell has been so buthter lately!

Situational - Stuart and I are practicing our contympanal bugsplatting for the toom dracket sentence mix competition down Splart Street. Wanna join in? We need another member!
buthter by bunguloj December 27, 2020
Related Words
Buaht buah Bushtard baht bushtit bahtey buahna Buatsi buhat bukhti

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.
I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......

bushtastrophe 

an event, decision, or circumstance that causes such harm, it forces an entire country's populous to drastically rethink its station in life while simultaneously causing not only the collapse of that populous' entire country both economically and emotionally, but collaterally damaging the financial markets and economies of the smallest fledgling countries to buckle, implode on themselves and ultimately ... cease to exist.
Bob: "Man, that game was a real bushtastrophe."

Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."

Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."

Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."

Bob: "You know what they need to do?"

Carl: "What's that sir?"

Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."

Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."

Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."

Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."
bushtastrophe by lawpimp77 January 21, 2009
Phrase used to describe someone of extremely low intelligence. A Bushtard is far more dense than a retard and has an IQ closer to that of George W. Bush.
Don't be such a fucking Bushtard! Next thing you'll be running for president!!
Bushtard by Oli J April 29, 2003
someone as stupid as George W. Bush
The president is such a bushtard, he had to cheat to get elected.
Bushtard by yup August 12, 2004

Brahtzee 

When you successfully remove a bra in one attempt.
Derived from the word "Yahtzee", the word yelled when you win at Yahtzee.
Men commonly struggle with the removal of brassieres, so when the brassiere is removed in one swift motion, you may shout a well-deserved, "BRAHTZEE!"
Useful for frat guys bragging about getting laid, commonly followed by a high-five.
*man removes bra in one try* "BRAHTZEE!"

"Last night I banged that chick, Sandi Dougan, and I got a total brahtzee!" *high five*