Buaht
Buaht by Mr. Makkel March 22, 2011
Words you can keep
buthter
to convert confabulatory toom drackets to sentence mix drivers. Usually using techniques such as bungle locking, greenmailing, contympanal bugsplatting and volunteerial ridge defining.
Casual - Hey Lucas, watch me buthter!
Formal - Hello Mr. Nitler, my son didn't mean to be the buthter of the bunch. please unexpel him!
Gossip - Maxwell has been so buthter lately!
Situational - Stuart and I are practicing our contympanal bugsplatting for the toom dracket sentence mix competition down Splart Street. Wanna join in? We need another member!
Formal - Hello Mr. Nitler, my son didn't mean to be the buthter of the bunch. please unexpel him!
Gossip - Maxwell has been so buthter lately!
Situational - Stuart and I are practicing our contympanal bugsplatting for the toom dracket sentence mix competition down Splart Street. Wanna join in? We need another member!
Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)
(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.
I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......
Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch) by Scoopalone February 19, 2009
bushtastrophe
an event, decision, or circumstance that causes such harm, it forces an entire country's populous to drastically rethink its station in life while simultaneously causing not only the collapse of that populous' entire country both economically and emotionally, but collaterally damaging the financial markets and economies of the smallest fledgling countries to buckle, implode on themselves and ultimately ... cease to exist.
Bob: "Man, that game was a real bushtastrophe."
Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."
Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."
Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."
Bob: "You know what they need to do?"
Carl: "What's that sir?"
Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."
Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."
Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."
Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."
Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."
Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."
Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."
Bob: "You know what they need to do?"
Carl: "What's that sir?"
Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."
Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."
Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."
Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."
bushtastrophe by lawpimp77 January 21, 2009
Bushtard
Phrase used to describe someone of extremely low intelligence. A Bushtard is far more dense than a retard and has an IQ closer to that of George W. Bush.
Brahtzee
When you successfully remove a bra in one attempt.
Derived from the word "Yahtzee", the word yelled when you win at Yahtzee.
Men commonly struggle with the removal of brassieres, so when the brassiere is removed in one swift motion, you may shout a well-deserved, "BRAHTZEE!"
Useful for frat guys bragging about getting laid, commonly followed by a high-five.
Derived from the word "Yahtzee", the word yelled when you win at Yahtzee.
Men commonly struggle with the removal of brassieres, so when the brassiere is removed in one swift motion, you may shout a well-deserved, "BRAHTZEE!"
Useful for frat guys bragging about getting laid, commonly followed by a high-five.
*man removes bra in one try* "BRAHTZEE!"
"Last night I banged that chick, Sandi Dougan, and I got a total brahtzee!" *high five*
"Last night I banged that chick, Sandi Dougan, and I got a total brahtzee!" *high five*
Brahtzee by Mark Wahlberg is Wearing a Hat July 13, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.