Bsgf 

“best girlfriend”. me and my best friend met an old woman at her antique jewelry store & while shopping around she told us “there will be a time for a boy. But that boy can tend to change. So you need a best girlfriend. That you’ll always have”
used girl to girl
not by a boyfriend
like ride or die/fo lifas/bff/soulmate

me and my bsgf are going out. me and my bsgf have been close since we were kids.

Bsgf by Ana Kwon September 12, 2021

BSGF Bomb

BSGF Bomb(BullShitGirlFriend) : the act of saying you have a girlfriend to get someone else to stop calling / instant messaging you

"After being polite to a single serving friend last month, she wouldn't stop calling me so i decided i had to drop a BSGF bomb on her last night."

BSGF Bomb by tommy gee June 26, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016