Bryan is a cool guy. He’s
funny and weird but that’s not the point. Bryan likes to watch duck videos and he
lost his kid jr at dollar general. In fact, he’s selling him for 10$ because he’s poor at the moment. Also, did you know Bryan isn’t ugly. That’s right, Bryan is NOT ugly. It has been scientifically proven that Bryan González is not ugly. He also is very very good at soccer but refuses to go to
college and play soccer. He declines every email so
don’t bother emailing him. Bryan goes to Bandera HS, so if you see a really cool soccer
player in the hallways you’ll know that’s him. You won’t miss him, just look for a weirdo that’s always wearing earbuds. You should meet a Bryan González, they’re pretty cool.