Brussels sprouts
Brussels sprouts by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022
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Brussels sprouts
The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.
Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.
Brussels sprouts by Nick and Tim February 13, 2008
Roasted Brussels Sprouts
Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.
Roasted Brussels Sprouts by No homo 45 June 5, 2024
satans brussel sprouts
satans brussel sprouts by Redshorts69 August 12, 2021
Brussel Sprouts
Brussel Sprouts by Jylan1020 February 1, 2018
Brussel Sprouts
A dark green little plant morsel. When dealing with Brussel Sprouts, please remain vigil and aware as they are usually only enjoyed by sociopaths and psychopaths alike.
Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
Moral of the story, don't trust anyone who claims that Brussel sprouts are even remotely delicious. When, and if you come across these certain individuals it is best to raise both palms up and slowly back away. Once you have at least 10 ft of distance between you and said individual you better run for yo mof*ckin life dawg and go home and kiss your mother because you are lucky to be alive.
"You people say that Brussel Sprouts taste good". - A certain wiseman to a CCertaiN news media network.
Brussel Sprouts by Darth_chacho August 30, 2020
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