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Bush Turkey 

The action of taking a female/male companion to an area of thick vegetation and performing a "turkey slap".
John: I took Sally to the forest yesterday and gave her a bush turkey.
Bush Turkey by Nick Hairdryer October 26, 2010

Bush Turkey 

A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.
George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.
Bush Turkey by bushturkey01 November 14, 2011

the berries are low on the turkey bush 

Your chances are good.
It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.

turkey bush 

a girl who has a hairy fanny it gets so big turkeys can live in it!
oh my god laura your turkey bush just layed an egg!!
turkey bush by victoria87 December 31, 2007

BushTurkey 

BushTurkey is part of Aussie slang meaning - An Ugly Person.
They are also runners up for being the stupidest bird alive (the ibis won of course)
Person 1 - Did you see that person back there?
Person 2 - yeah, he looked a bit like a bushturkey
BushTurkey by Mr Vincenzo Vincente December 10, 2019

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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