The act of getting booted from a group/party for being a toolbag.
VaLoR v3: Hey, Squinty Damien is being a chud. Should he get brunched?
Bogtits6: I agree wholeheartedly with your decision. No one with a tuna can shaped dick should be allowed to play Modern Warfare 2.
by Scot Isafag December 3, 2009
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the act of eating lunch and breakfast at the same time and it's deliciousssssss. Best when served with mimosas, bloodies, and a round of laughter with friends.
Let's go brunching Sunday I'm going to be soooo hungover!!!
by dimvaloo May 25, 2016
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1. Especially in UK. A commonly used term for any meal eaten in late morning or early afternoon, as the first meal of the day, serving simultaneously as both breakfast and lunch. Meals typically eaten as brunch include a fry-up, cheese on toast, pancakes or leftovers from the previous night's dinner.

2. Especially in North America. A buffet-style meal eaten together with friends as a social occasion, any time from mid-morning to late afternoon, usually in café or restaurant, but potentially also at home. Usually consists of typical breakfast foods, such as toast, pancakes, cold meats, cheese, sausages, bacon, bread, jam and cakes. Chiefly associated with bourgeois hipsters and middle-aged socialites.
1. I woke up at 11am and had some leftover pizza for brunch, before smoking a spliff and playing some Mario Kart.

2. That new restaurant does excellent brunch on Sundays, I went there last week with Sarah and Marie.
by academic_rasta November 20, 2017
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I was having lovely brunch with Kenny and Chester at Over Easy the other day. You really should try their sassy eggs. They're fabulous!
by Rugby Kitten February 6, 2010
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Contraction of breakfast and lunch, usually occurring around the hour of 11 a.m. Typically reserved for snobs and biddies who like tea and jam.
"Muffy, would you care for a bit of brunch after tennis? I can make reservations at the Forsythia Garden Tea House."

"Splendid. Do."
by Skaught April 5, 2004
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A quicker way to say “I plan to be wasted before noon!”
BRUNCH, bitches!!!”
by Nsid December 11, 2018
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Food eaten whenever the fuck during the day because the person eating it is fancy as fuck.
Alex: "You're going to brunch? It's already past lunch."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."
by DDDouche May 10, 2015
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