In reference to jizzing on your partners face then quickly and unexpectedly putting your ass in front of their nose and igniting a fart
I told him to shoot his load all over my face but before I could open my eyes the bastard did an about face then ripped & lite one and started chanting "Creme Brulee"
by Vulgarvernacular January 21, 2017
by ash February 23, 2005
When you vomit your insides all over a sink or bathroom floor, forming a nice even coat... like a creme brulee.
by analslayer March 22, 2017
Joe: Hey bro I have a fat brulee in my pants, and it has your name on it
Johnothy: What the hell is your problem man, I'm calling 911
Johnothy: What the hell is your problem man, I'm calling 911
by SoggyPeanut January 27, 2022
The act of taking a shit without wiping your ass and then letting it dry and harden on your cheeks before, later in the day, performing a subsequent shit that must break through the crusty layer to escape.
by Beagle81 March 7, 2014
A Creme Brulee (or for the fancy and correct - Crème brûlée) occurs when you ejaculate in your partners mouth and they hold it without swallowing, then you throw pepper in their face until they sneeze and explode a spray of creme brulee all over you.
John blew in Alice's mouth then threw pepper in her face until Alice sneezed an awesome Creme Brulee all over John's happy waiting face.
by Bruleemaster2 April 7, 2010
This is the dessert to the famous gunt pizza. A hard brown sugar like build up has built up over the gunt custard to form this treat. The crust must be broken to gain access to the precious gunt custard beneath. This is an acquired taste and a stong stomach and constitution is needed for its enjoyment.
by mratcl May 29, 2008