Bruce Bag

common term for an asshole douche

dude aaron got the biggest Bruce Bag today

by Peter North May 9, 2004

Bryce's Bagels

A store located in North Carolina where the owner, Bryce, allows his costomers to purchase one of his many bagels and then proceed to sexually penetrate the bagel at his/her own convenience

Person 1: Have you ever fucked a bagel?
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!

by pokerboyj January 7, 2014

Brucebag

More affectionate meaning of the term douchebag. Usually referenced towards a good friend that has become belligerent and unruly.

My friend got really really drunk last night and became a total brucebag. Fortunately that douchebag came along and made an even bigger ass of himself.

by wantahotcarl July 7, 2010