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Browned It by GoonCave69 March 6, 2025
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Dee Browned It
When you are having sex with a girl, and she is not as attractive as you'd wish she was, but you would like to pretend that she's absolutely gorgeous. You bury your face into your arm, just as Dee Brown did when he won the 1991 NBA Slam Dunk Contest, as a Boston Celtic, with the "no-look" dunk, while you are on top missionary style. You hide your face in your arm, close your eyes, and pretend that it is someone else that you are having sex with, always much hotter than the cow that you're doing.
An alternative usage is when you have no money left to your name, but use your credit card instead with reckless abandon, closing your eyes and swiping it without concern of what you can really afford.
An alternative usage is when you have no money left to your name, but use your credit card instead with reckless abandon, closing your eyes and swiping it without concern of what you can really afford.
Pete: How'd it go with that fat cow you picked up the last night?
Scott: Pretty good actually, I ended up Dee Browning it and pretended it was Jenna Jameson the whole time, even though we both know she looked a lot like Rosie O'Donnell. It all feels the same when the lights are out.
alternate example:
Pete: How'd you afford that new T.V.? You haven't worked in months.
Scott: Not to worry bro, I just Dee Browned it on the card. Who cares? I don't. Let them banks come and get me.
Scott: Pretty good actually, I ended up Dee Browning it and pretended it was Jenna Jameson the whole time, even though we both know she looked a lot like Rosie O'Donnell. It all feels the same when the lights are out.
alternate example:
Pete: How'd you afford that new T.V.? You haven't worked in months.
Scott: Not to worry bro, I just Dee Browned it on the card. Who cares? I don't. Let them banks come and get me.
Dee Browned It by southsidewaterman May 4, 2009
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Chris Browned It
When you beat something and leave. Beat is used in two ways. 1.) Having sex with another person. 2.)Actually Beating someone.
Ex1.) Me: I was doing this chick the other night and I Chris Browned It and i haven't talked to her since.
Ex2.) Me: This kid tried to act hard so I Chris Browned his ass.
Ex2.) Me: This kid tried to act hard so I Chris Browned his ass.
Chris Browned It by Desmond D. February 23, 2009
Dalton Browned It
Dalton Browned It by DirtyHoleBandit May 7, 2020
Doc Browned it
That moment at the end of the night where you frantically gather the dregs of several mystery cups, bottles, and spillages into one glass, before downing into your own flux capacitor because you really really don't want the night to end, and thus, experience a time travel of sorts, whereby you still live in the good times, but when you wake up, your liver has aged 20 years.
Dude : It was an awesome night, but when everyone went home I ended up Doc Browning what was left and ended up robbing a bank...
...it seemed like a good idea at the time. Dang, I wish I could reverse time! I really Doc Browned it!
...it seemed like a good idea at the time. Dang, I wish I could reverse time! I really Doc Browned it!
Doc Browned it by The names Bond... Tommy Bond September 16, 2022
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