Brown-Nose

To seek favour by sniffing the bumhole of a superior; hence "Brown-Noser".

"Blair brown-noses Bush like a good poodle, hoping to get a profitable lecture tour on retirement." (Prince Charles in a confidential memo to his secretary, 1998)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

brown-nose

The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.

1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony

2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!

3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!

by Thoughtstipated November 11, 2006

brown-nose

An bi effect of lickin pussy and gettin shit on your nose

You get a brown-nose from Brown-nosing-

by YARR, ME ARE TEH PIRATE April 27, 2006

Brown-nose

A racist term used to describe the nose of a black persons comparing it to that of poop

Nigel you a brown-nose n*****

by Ganghangwzj June 4, 2018

brown-nose

A term for a person who acts in an obsequious, fawning, or sycophantic manner to curry favor with someone of higher authority.

Pam Bondi is a brown-noser for Donald Trump, she sticks her nose so far up Trump's ass that she literally has a brown nose. She goes out of her way to protect pedophile Trump and his pedophile friends, to curry favors and respect from Donald Trump and his friends.

by TheRedResistance February 11, 2026

brown nose

The act in which one inserts there nose up another's anus in order to gain there approval, thus resulting in a brown complexion on the tip of their nose. The use of 'brown nose' is generally metaphorical however can also adopt a literal meaning.

'dude, youre such a brown nose'
'i know man, i just want his approval'

by joshco95 November 12, 2013

brown nose

1) Someone who sucks up to you to gain your favor. This is done by doing stuff for you for no apparent reason, laughing at stuff you do that wasn't suppose to be funny, agreeing with everything you say, etc...

2)Also known as the TEACHER'S PET or ASS KISSER.

Eating pussy is like dealing with the mafia: One wrong move and your in deep shit!

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003