Brown Guy

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Brown Guy is god. He pops up when you least expect it in pictures with hot women. He is most often seen with a box of condoms, a water bottle with Kool-Aid in it, and a white shirt with the writing 'The Brown Guy is fucking!'

Brown Guy is everyone.

The Brown Guy is Fucking!

Brown Guy by Brown Guy December 28, 2007

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Brown Guy

A dark complected dude who drives around in a pathfinder constantly inviting random people to "check it out"

Dan is such a brown guy

Brown Guy by Lisa December 6, 2003

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Fugazi Brown Guy

Someone who is crazy, fugazi, and just happens to be brown.

That fugazi brown guy thinks he is so good at 2K, but he is actually buns.

Fugazi Brown Guy by Cole Jarvis October 8, 2019

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<.7.9.7.6.>Andy Samberg Samever Is The Brown Guy And Gisele Frometa Is The Autistic Guy In S-Cry-Ed by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

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Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy

One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.

"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert

Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy by Funny Foes of Fox and Friends September 28, 2010

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Brown eye guy

A guy who really enjoys a good look up close at the Mysterious brown eyed monster

Mark is totally a brown eye guy!

I truly enjoy zooming in on a nice clean brown eye, you could say I’m a brown eye guy.

Brown eye guy by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020

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BrownGuy

A loyal ass man

BrownGuy is a loyal ass man

BrownGuy by DownTownShawty September 29, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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