Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.

"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"

by Wilbur the dog December 11, 2020

Brown Cow

A chocolately surprise (;

Cyto: Oh god Dem, give me the Brown Cow~ 😻
Dem: Here you go, Madame.

by Mommy Ox August 08, 2020

Brown Cow

Where chocolate milk comes from.

Look at all those brown cows! I guess the farmer must sell chocolate milk.

by Jimmis June 25, 2009

brown cow

The action of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after performing unprotected anal sex with her. The object is to cover her face with feces and/or blood.

When Carly refused to cook ribs, Alex gave her a brown cow.

by WotanMitUns June 23, 2006

Brown Cow

The mixing of Pepsi and milk, to create a fizzy, milky treat. Both words are usually elongated and pronounced in a promiscuous nature.

"Dude, what the hell is that you're drinking?"
"It's called a Brown Cow."

by davidistheman July 22, 2009

Brown Cow

a ridiculously fat brown woman

Rana is a brown cow

by UrbanArrow January 30, 2009

brown cow

sticking the penis in the anus of the female and taking it out with feces on the penis and then the female "milks" the cow

hey i totally brown cowed this one bitch last night. my dick was full of shit

by chodemanbear January 03, 2010