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Brown Grid 

When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.
Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."
Brown Grid by Ibanezdudecons January 25, 2009
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Oliver Hugh O’hara Brownridge

Oliver Hugh O’hara Brownridge is a fat ass nigger faggot who sits on his toilet smoking weed all day he also reminds people of an equilateral triangle… nigger
Big Stevie: Hey bro u look like Ben Miller

Small Tim: Well u look like Oliver Hugh O’hara Brownridge

Big Stevie: That’s too far my guy

Small Tim: Shut it nigger

browngraded 

An subtle act of discrimination on the basis of colour - especially pertaining to ethnic persons who have darker pigmentation eg: East Indian, Caribbean, Middle Eastern etc.

Usually not a blatant act as some services will still be given but with a disadvantage.
All brown people are seated at the rear of the aircraft to prevent other passengers from seeing them and worrying about a terrorist being onboard.

Brown guy: Did you get to choose your seat?
Middle Eastern guy: No - they said it was the only ones left.
Brown guy: They totally lied - I booked my premium seat 5 months ago. We totally got browngraded.
browngraded by betsandbits April 6, 2011

brownridge boys 

they treat you like absolute trash and make you feel less than you are. no matter how much you try, you cannot impress them.
person 1: hey! are the boys coming?
person 2: don't count on it, they're brownridge boys.
brownridge boys by bdoggio24 January 17, 2021

BrownBridge 

When two assholes are touching and shit comes out and connects to form a solid bridge between the two now connected cinnamon rings
Our assholes were touching and damned if we didn’t form a brownbridge!!
BrownBridge by Tastylovincheesecake December 31, 2019

bailey brownridge 

"You know that bailey brownridge guy?"

"Yeah he is a bitch."
bailey brownridge by Jack1352 November 3, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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