Brown Cow

A chocolately surprise (;

Cyto: Oh god Dem, give me the Brown Cow~ 😻
Dem: Here you go, Madame.

by Mommy Ox August 7, 2020

Brown Cow

Where chocolate milk comes from.

Look at all those brown cows! I guess the farmer must sell chocolate milk.

by Jimmis June 25, 2009

Brown Cow

The mixing of Pepsi and milk, to create a fizzy, milky treat. Both words are usually elongated and pronounced in a promiscuous nature.

"Dude, what the hell is that you're drinking?"
"It's called a Brown Cow."

by davidistheman July 22, 2009

Brown Cow

a ridiculously fat brown woman

Rana is a brown cow

by UrbanArrow January 29, 2009

Brown Cow

the act of shitting on a person's chest and/ or face and "moo" like a cow

Paula: "What's a 'Brown Cow'?"

Dean: *pfft* "MOO!"

by JKitsLUCAS April 17, 2011

Brown Cow

When you perform anal oral and you notice you have a chocolate milk tongue afterwards.

OMG, like last night, I was putting my toungue into my girl friend butt and like afterwards, my toungue was brown, ewwww I had a brown cow.

by Frank Mancuso July 20, 2008

Brown Cow

The semen from a man that comes out of a women's vagina after sex, when she has been off her period for a few days.

"I gave the farmers daughter a brown cow"

by kimbopotamuz April 8, 2010