Attempting to and successfully taking a shit in another person's oven and leaving it there for that person to find the next day. Turning the oven on and backing the shit is optional.
Tim was so drunk last night that he tried to give you a Milwaukee Broiler but shit his pants before he got the oven open.
A title bestowed on the broiest bro of all brodom. Think Napoleon, but with popped collar, backwards visor, and a 30-pack of Natty Ice.
I crown Chad Bropoleon, Emperor of all Bros, for his daring conquest of Anna, Rachel, and Jessica last night. He conquers bitches like Napoleon conquered the Rhineland.
A buzzkill that is particularly long-lasting, such as the feeling one gets when attending the wrong type of movie under herbal influence and realizing (too late) that they're in for a long and terrible time.
See also: BK Backporch Griller, BK Burger Shot, BK Backporch Broiler and the Whopper BK
A common variation of the 'Dutch Oven' replacing the fart with the shart in a couple's bed.
Mark intended to give his girlfriend a dutch oven but turned the event into a jamaican broiler when he realized he had sharted. His girlfriend wasn't too pleased with their next spoon session.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*