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broodwich 

It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
I ate a bite of the broodwich and I went into an alternate dimension. A voice told me i'd know where it was in time, but the real question is will I care? Probably not.
(This is an ATHF reference)
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Broodwich 

A sandwich at Subway which has every single veggie and condiment in it. The name derives from Aqua Team Hunger Force about an unholy sandwhich.
Subway: What do you want on it?
You: I want you to make it a broodwich.
Subway: Sure thing, salt and pepper?
You: EVERYTHING.
Broodwich by Kuth January 8, 2011

broodwich 

Princess and a pea? Oh you mean the broodwich?
broodwich by broodwich expert July 25, 2010

The Broodwich 

It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

*The Broodwich does not have bacon due to the fact that there are simply no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon the bed of evil... and lettuce... bed of evil and lettuce.
If you eat The Broodwich in its entirety, you will be banished to a realm where unhappily married demons talk about their bitchy wives and then try to hack you with an axe. If you don't like sun-dried tomatoes but do like temporary exile to unimaginably horrific dimensions, then The Broodwich is for you.

breadwich 

A sandwich where, instead of a normal filling there is not enough filling , meat , cheese , ECT .making the sandwich mostly made of bread and condiments .
Hey bro I was smoking a joint where's the sandwiches ? I got the munchies

here you go brotha

hey there's no meat in here ! it's a dam Breadwich!

I spent my loot on weed instead of munchies eat your breadwich
breadwich by the_shootist October 26, 2010

breadwich 

A sandwich where, instead of a normal filling there is another slice of bread, giving a bread sandwich or breadwich
3 slices of bread on top of each other are a breadwich
breadwich by Captain wow September 13, 2006
A sandwich for those that are on the bro diet, generally consisting of protein and protein. (ex. eggs sandwiched between two slices of bacon)
Chad and Zach are making browiches to take with us to the gym, do you want one bro?
browich by WienerWife July 31, 2015
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