The art of Bros being Bros. Bromosexuality is not to be confused with homosexuality. They are two very very very very very and again i stress very different thngs. All Bros know that a Bro should obide by the simple rules of Bromosexuality. Any good Bro allways fallows the Ancient Broheeshian philosophy of Bromosexuality.
The main 5 rules of bromosexuality are:
1. Bros before hos
2. When a Bro is in need help of anything, you have drop what your doing and help him out. (However, this rule is to be voided if your Bro is doing anything that doesnt involve dumping a chick.)
3. One shall not have sex with another Bro's ex, unless she is of the hotness of atleast a 7 out of 10.
4. If one of your Bros are in a fight, you are required to "get his back" and help him out, providing that your Bro has not provoked a man that is bigger or blaccker then you are.
5. Bros are to stick together through thick and thin, or until there is no more beer available on hand.
The main 5 rules of bromosexuality are:
1. Bros before hos
2. When a Bro is in need help of anything, you have drop what your doing and help him out. (However, this rule is to be voided if your Bro is doing anything that doesnt involve dumping a chick.)
3. One shall not have sex with another Bro's ex, unless she is of the hotness of atleast a 7 out of 10.
4. If one of your Bros are in a fight, you are required to "get his back" and help him out, providing that your Bro has not provoked a man that is bigger or blaccker then you are.
5. Bros are to stick together through thick and thin, or until there is no more beer available on hand.
Guy 1: Wow, look at that guy, he is such a bromosexual. He's gotta be like, the master of Bromosexuality.
Guy 2: Yeah. I wish i were him.
Guy 1's lady friend: I must have his dick, like... now.
Guy 1: Thats understandable.
Guy 2: Yeah. I wish i were him.
Guy 1's lady friend: I must have his dick, like... now.
Guy 1: Thats understandable.
by The Bro Master November 03, 2010
The act of being of a male being homosexual for a male sibling; including weekly anal sex between the brothers
by Zubulu March 16, 2010
A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
by Bitch-monkey December 18, 2007
when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.
as in:
as in:
bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
by missLyma October 31, 2008
"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."
"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
by AGBoss May 12, 2009
i went for support with my bromosexual to planned parenthood because of what he stuck it in last night.
by Richard Waffle April 13, 2009
by The West Side Westbrook September 10, 2011