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Premeditated Bromicide 

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.
Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!
Premeditated Bromicide by VTHokie September 11, 2009

boreicidal 

When you are so bored, you are thinking of killing yourself.
History teacher = "Today's lesson is about...."

Student = "Dude, this is making me boreicidal."
boreicidal by thec001kid September 6, 2010

Bromicide 

Because your bros are on your side! Gat your back in a homocide. Living beside you through your life. Taking you past all the bad in your life. Building you up to the Rumi light!

Ya know, the other day I just wasn’t feeling it! Then my dog came by, showed me the signs. That’s my Bromicide.
My friend that builds me up no matter what! Ya know it’s simple but it’s just life when your friends feed your light like bromicide!
Bromicide by Dar_Ditty February 14, 2018

Broficial 

Broficial (noun):

A mediator among bro's capable of solving broblems when arguments arise among fellow bro's over the rules conduct defined by bro code. Only accepts beer as payment.
T-dawg: Did you hear? Chadbrochill banged one of his bro's sisters and his bro and him got in a fight.

Fellow bro: Yeah bro, we should call the broficial before more beer is spilled.
Broficial by AnonBroChill7 April 26, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026