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Premeditated Bromicide 

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.
Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!
Premeditated Bromicide by VTHokie September 11, 2009

boreicidal 

When you are so bored, you are thinking of killing yourself.
History teacher = "Today's lesson is about...."

Student = "Dude, this is making me boreicidal."
boreicidal by thec001kid September 6, 2010

Bromicide 

Because your bros are on your side! Gat your back in a homocide. Living beside you through your life. Taking you past all the bad in your life. Building you up to the Rumi light!

Ya know, the other day I just wasn’t feeling it! Then my dog came by, showed me the signs. That’s my Bromicide.
My friend that builds me up no matter what! Ya know it’s simple but it’s just life when your friends feed your light like bromicide!
Bromicide by Dar_Ditty February 14, 2018

Broficial 

Broficial (noun):

A mediator among bro's capable of solving broblems when arguments arise among fellow bro's over the rules conduct defined by bro code. Only accepts beer as payment.
T-dawg: Did you hear? Chadbrochill banged one of his bro's sisters and his bro and him got in a fight.

Fellow bro: Yeah bro, we should call the broficial before more beer is spilled.
Broficial by AnonBroChill7 April 26, 2011