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Broficial 

Broficial (noun):

A mediator among bro's capable of solving broblems when arguments arise among fellow bro's over the rules conduct defined by bro code. Only accepts beer as payment.
T-dawg: Did you hear? Chadbrochill banged one of his bro's sisters and his bro and him got in a fight.

Fellow bro: Yeah bro, we should call the broficial before more beer is spilled.
Broficial by AnonBroChill7 April 26, 2011
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bropical 

a type of climate that pertains to brisk (cold) and tropical (wet)
"holy moly, it's kinda cold out here and it's only worse because it's raining too"

"yeah bro it's pretty bropical"
bropical by spicasso November 6, 2015

brocialism

Brocialism is a brocial and broconomic system characterized by brocial ownership of the means of broduction and co-operative management of the broconomy as well as a brolitical theory and movement that aims at the establishment of such a system. "Brocial ownership" may refer to cooperative enterprises (ragers, keggers, hospital visits, etc), common ownership (brotein powder, pizza, weights), or any combinajtion of these. There are many varieties of brocialism and there is no single definition encapsulating the boundlessness nature of brociety.
"Bill Clinton's economic policies are capitalistic, but his Oval Office policy with brunettes define brocialism."
brocialism by APB&KC February 20, 2014

brocialism

Brocialism is the political, social, and economic ideology of those who claim to have Socialist or Communist leanings, but whose behaviour or beliefs are hypocritically sexist. A brocialist will probably even claim to be a feminist, and actively supportive of women's equality, sometimes in the same moment that they treat women like dirt. Brocialist party meetings often consist of nine guys explaining Trotsky to each other while two women sit silent and forgotten in the corner.
She couldn't believe the level of brocialism present at her branch meeting. It was basically just a frat party with assigned readings.
brocialism by JohnMoreDread December 26, 2015

brocialize

(verb)
The act of socializing with the bros by one who is a bro.
"Brian kept saying all this fucked up shit last night in front of everyone. I think he needs some more practice brocializing."

"If those dudes brocialize any more, I think they might brocreate tonight."
brocialize by Portlyone October 28, 2009

brocial studies 

the study of the history of bros, including biographies of famous bros, major events during their rising, and any other relevant information.
"Bro, i wish this college offered a course in Brocial Studies."
brocial studies by ali mac April 19, 2010

broficient 

When one is particularly skilled at doing things with his bros in mind.
Oh, you brought all the homies their own personal ______? How broficient of you.

Is ______ gonna chip in on the drank? I don't know. His broficiency status is pending.