by Gingerheadman12 February 19, 2022
Get the BrollyiS mug.An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.
This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.
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This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.
brollisions _100|--------------------------------X-
per___________| -----------------------------X---
capita_________|----------------------------X----
per___________|---------------------------X------
year__________|-------------------------X---------
___________50-|----------------------X------------
______________|------------------X----------------
______________|--------------X--------------------
______________|-----------X-----------------------
______________|X--X--X----------------------------
____________0-|______________________________
-----------------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
____________2000___02____04_____06____08_09
Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"
Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."
#1: "Super sweet"
Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."
#1: "Super sweet"
by biking_beaver May 23, 2009
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The all-encompassing energy which drives the universe. The answer to all life's questions. Or what you say when you know absolutely naught(y).
Teacher: "What's the power house of the cell?"
Random Bolly: "It's Bollyism, obvi!"
Teacher: "5/7, gg, topscore, A++"
Harvard: "Ya better get ur ass here boi."
Trotsky: "Comrade Lenin, how should be fight the evils of capitalism."
Lenin: "World Bollyism, obvi!"
Random Bolly: "It's Bollyism, obvi!"
Teacher: "5/7, gg, topscore, A++"
Harvard: "Ya better get ur ass here boi."
Trotsky: "Comrade Lenin, how should be fight the evils of capitalism."
Lenin: "World Bollyism, obvi!"
by Bollyworshipper#961 July 31, 2018
Get the Bollyism mug.Brollision - (n) (Bro - lish - shun) - an unfortunate event where you walk in to, bump, or graze someone from the Bro community. This event happens particularly frequently if there is a high density of Bro's around.
I accidentally went to the bar during the NCAA Basketball tourney....had like 10 Brollisions in 2 minutes.
by Marcus_msoe May 1, 2011
Get the Brollision mug.Extremely boring and annoying idiot in Clan iS on USEast Battle.net who thinks he is god because he exiles everyone and makes sure everyone obides by the rules. VERY annoying.
by HiveCluster July 22, 2003
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