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brollision 

An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.

This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.

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Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"

Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."

#1: "Super sweet"
brollision by biking_beaver May 23, 2009

Bollyism 

The all-encompassing energy which drives the universe. The answer to all life's questions. Or what you say when you know absolutely naught(y).
Teacher: "What's the power house of the cell?"
Random Bolly: "It's Bollyism, obvi!"
Teacher: "5/7, gg, topscore, A++"
Harvard: "Ya better get ur ass here boi."

Trotsky: "Comrade Lenin, how should be fight the evils of capitalism."
Lenin: "World Bollyism, obvi!"
Bollyism by Bollyworshipper#961 July 31, 2018

Brollision 

Brollision - (n) (Bro - lish - shun) - an unfortunate event where you walk in to, bump, or graze someone from the Bro community. This event happens particularly frequently if there is a high density of Bro's around.
I accidentally went to the bar during the NCAA Basketball tourney....had like 10 Brollisions in 2 minutes.
Brollision by Marcus_msoe May 1, 2011

Brolly[iS]

Extremely boring and annoying idiot in Clan iS on USEast Battle.net who thinks he is god because he exiles everyone and makes sure everyone obides by the rules. VERY annoying.
Dude BrollyiS tried to exile you again?!
Brolly[iS] by HiveCluster July 22, 2003

Brolly[is]

a person who thinks he is god at C++ and will exile you the first chance he gets.
Brolly[is] by AnOnYmOuS July 22, 2003
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