Brokawlism 

The act of being crazy, old, fat, semi-retarded, and socially unacceptable in most social circles.

Symptoms Include:
1.Comb-Over
2.Wearing Flowered Button Up Shirts
3.Hanging Out With The Librarian
4.Having A Dazed Look On Your Face All The Time
5.Being Dazed And Confuzed All The Time
6.Wearing A Harley-Davidson Shirt To Be Cool, Even Though You Have No Bike
7.Yelling At People Or Objects Who Aren't There
8.Despising Charleton Heston For Portraying Mark Antony Incorrectly
9.When poked In The Stomach You Laugh And Giggle
10. You Laugh At Your Own Unfunny Jokes
11.When you Describe Yourself As A "Studmuffin," Even Though 99.% Of The Female Population Find You Replusive

Paul practiced Brokawlism and didn't even know it. After he gained 600 pounds and had a tricycle wreck, the semi-retarded, 57 year old, fat bastard was banned from the public pool. He wore a flower shirt and no pants, and went around mumbling about Charleton Heston playing Mark Antony. All the law abiding pool patrons could do nothing but gawk in horror and call the proper authories.

Brokawlism by Muff Mufferson June 6, 2007

Brawlism 

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by a Brawl Stars player, community, or institution against a brawler or group of brawlers on the basis of their unfairness of a particular unfair mechanic or unfair super , typically one that is an annoying or unfair brawler.
This is similar to racism

Person 1: "I hate Larry & Lawrie, they're so annoying."
Person 2: "You must be brawlist towards them."
Person 1: "What's being brawlist?"
Person 2: "You hate them more than any other brawler in the game."
Person 1: "Is that called Brawlism?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's similar to racism."

Brawlism by dojo dojolington February 4, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012