A female's capacity to forgive her male (boy) counterpart regardless of his offenses. Primarily exercised by low income, teenaged, insecure, unstable, certifiably insane, women.
The most profound examples of boygiveness can be found on daytime, televised talk shows. Maury specializes in such cases. any day of the week you can find a woman on his couch giving him some sob story- ' He's been with my best friend, got her pregnant, he's been with my sister, he's trying to get my mama, and he beats me on the regular, but I'll forgive all of it if he says he loves me.'
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"