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British cum cheese

When you’re stroking your cock and cum gets stuck in your foreskin due to sloppy masturbation and you can’t get it out so you scream like a Brit.
Yo dude... last night I had a British cum cheese, I don’t really wanna talk about it...

Britishcumcheese 

When you CUM! And it gets caught in your forskin and you yell “bloody hell!” Like a British chap
“Bloody fuck Charles , I’ve got my CUM! Stuck in my BLOODY DANGLER” “CRIKEY CHARLES, YOUVE DONE GAVE YOURSELF A BRITISHCUMCHEESE”
Britishcumcheese by Cremedcum July 1, 2019

BritishCumCheese 

Nut stuck in ur forskin as a result of sloppy hand work while jerkin cock and you cannot get it out so you scream like a brit!
“Yooo bro I had a scary britishcumcheese incident last night !”

BritishCumCheese 

When you’re about to bust a nut and you accidentally get it stuck in the foreskin and you can’t get it out so you scream like a brit
Yo hoooomie I legit was stroking the cock last night and I had a britishCumCheese incident!
BritishCumCheese by Jim_C July 1, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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