Inspired by an incident from a riot in Bristol on the 21st March 2021.
A Dirty Bristol is a sexual act in which the male dresses up as a policeman, preferably in riot gear. The female then crouches and defacates on, or next to, his feet.
This girl from Kingswood took me back to hers and did a Dirty Bristol on me, absolutely filthy!
The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off.
Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"