Bristoe 

A name, typically of a person who is cool. He’s probably a musician. He’s got a heart for Jesus.

Bristoe is nice. He’s Great at guitar.

Bristoe by bristoej January 11, 2022

Bristoe station 

A place in manassas where all the drug deals go down. and if you try to rob someone your gonna get stabbed they cant shoot you because the cops are sitting at the end of every street. the only people you see as much as the cops are the tow-trucks.

yo a nigga got stabbed in the Bristoe station cause he didnt pay up

Bristoe station by bird-flippin January 11, 2012

bristol pusher 

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

bristol pusher by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019

Bristol Rainbow 

It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.

Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.

If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.

Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...

Bristol Rainbow by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011

bristol plymouth 

90% populated by white boys who wish they were in gangs and twig girls who think theyve got asses. 50% populated by "bisexuals" who go call others faggots and cunt lesbos. Every shop is a different stereotype and theres no such thing as a real friend. Everyone is a snake.

Oh you go to bristol plymouth? Are you in the gay shop or the weed shop?

bristol plymouth by selfoshockfactor July 25, 2017

Bristol Fashion 

Originally a nautical term, Bristol Fashion means "conforming to the highest standards of seamanship." A boat that is maintained in absolutely perfect condition can be described as "shipshape & Bristol Fashion."

The term is frequently applied outside the boating world, however. A cooler stocked with ice cold beers, an old truck that's been tuned to run just right, a steak cooked perfectly, or an immaculate lawn could all be described as being in Bristol Fashion.

"Have you seen Old Man Nelson's lawn? That guy keeps his yard in Bristol Fashion."

Bristol Fashion by KBLI September 11, 2009

McKenna Bristol 

Girl who is extremely into cakes. Aspiring pastry chef. Will make millions one day, doing what she loves to do; Baking!

I want to be just like McKenna Bristol! She makes millions and all she has to do is bake cakes!

McKenna Bristol by !@##@ April 19, 2009