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Briseias 

That one bitch that can never make a decision about anything and is chaotic as FUCK
person: *any sort of question requiring a decision from them*

Briseias: idk u decide
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briseias 

someone who needs to learn how to shhhh sometimes😁
‘boy, briseias sure talks about taylor swift a lot
briseias by ily mwah<3 July 16, 2021
Briseis is a very beautiful talented woman. She doesn’t realize this about herself but she will eventually.Briseis is barely used as a name but if you have the name, you’re very special.Briseis is a very funny person you can rely on if you’re sad or not.She would ride for anybody that would ride with her back.She’s a loyal woman.She has big dreams.She wants to do things, people haven’t done before.Mostly she has a hard lifestyle so she’ll think bad of herself.if you ever see a briseis, then you’re in good luck.she will bless your day with positive energy.briseis is a princess.if she’s ever your future wife then you got a good life as she knows how to treat you.
Mark:Yo that’s Briseis?

Anthony:yeah that beautiful girl.
Briseis by TooLit23 December 31, 2018
One of the most beautiful girls in the world even though she doesn't realize it. Easily the funniest and most interesting person you will meet in your life that you can talk to for hours. You will always be able to lean on her in rough times and she can always make you feel better. She can be shy but once you get to know her, she can become your best friend and you won't regret it.
Rick: Do you love her?

Sam: How could I not? She is Briseis.
Briseis by www.NotAFaggot.com October 22, 2018
Beauty of old. Greek lover and positively stubborn as hell.
Her name is Briseis, and as her name is, she is beautiful and stubborn.
Briseis by onedasss November 26, 2013

briseis slept better than jaden 

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .
briseis slept better than jaden
My name
Briseis thinks she’s all that..
Briseis by Guysijustsharted January 24, 2025
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