“
Bathroom wrinkles”. The wrinkles your pants
get from laying around your ankles while on the
toilet for extended period of time.
Charlene and Tina are on
break at
work, grabbing a cup of
coffee in the common area.
“
Hey Charlene, how’s it going?”
“Great, Tina! You ready to WOW them with your presentation? Oh, wait – did you forget to iron your pants?”
“Huh? Oh, geez. No, they WERE nice and ironed. But I did just come out of the bathroom…hmmmm”
“Ok, ok, say no more. When you’re in the bathroom, you gotta do your business and go – otherwise this is what you get – BRINKLES. And your pants have a bad case of brinkles for
sure! If I was you, I’d go to that conference room early and grab a seat - and stay there. Do your presentation sitting down. That way, no one will even notice those brinkles!”