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Christie Brinkley'd 

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
Christie Brinkley'd by dmcc November 5, 2012
The wrinkles that appear between woman's breasts when she wears a tight shirt.
That tight shirt gives her some serious brinkles.
brinkles by bloodysmurf April 20, 2009

Brinkley 

The name of something that’s beauty can’t be defined. Brinkley is the most whole hearted beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She’ll make your heart melt with just the sound of her voice. And dont get me started on those eyes. She could put you in a trance you’ll never want out of. She is one of the good ones so keep her if you get the chance.
She is so pretty what’s her name?
She’s defiantly a Brinkley!
Brinkley by Simpinforpimpin April 5, 2021
When shirts that fit too tightly over breasts create creases emanating out from the buttons which only highlights the strain they are under.
Did you see that girl's blouse? Her breasts must be huge because there were brinkles on the side of each of her shirt buttons.
Brinkles by Panama Red55 June 18, 2014

brinkley 

Is a very intelligent woman. who may have a bitchy mood swing from time to time. who is also good at pleasuring her men,and is a sex junkie. but brinkley is one hot number....so keep your boyfriends away from her.
oh my god did you see that girl, she was such a brinkley!!!!!!
Bathroom wrinkles”. The wrinkles your pants get from laying around your ankles while on the toilet for extended period of time.
Charlene and Tina are on break at work, grabbing a cup of coffee in the common area.

Hey Charlene, how’s it going?”

“Great, Tina! You ready to WOW them with your presentation? Oh, wait – did you forget to iron your pants?”

“Huh? Oh, geez. No, they WERE nice and ironed. But I did just come out of the bathroom…hmmmm”

“Ok, ok, say no more. When you’re in the bathroom, you gotta do your business and go – otherwise this is what you get – BRINKLES. And your pants have a bad case of brinkles for sure! If I was you, I’d go to that conference room early and grab a seat - and stay there. Do your presentation sitting down. That way, no one will even notice those brinkles!”
Brinkles by Christine Rivers January 25, 2009