Brie Mode is when you've taken the initial shit you were going to take that was peeking out ready for launch, and you're trying to flush out hidden reserves before you finally decide to wipe.
Sorry I took long to call you back, I was in brie mode for quite some time in the shitter.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.