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Bridge Of Don 

a suburb of Aberdeen, North-East Scotland
Bridge of Don is split into smaller areas. suburbs if you will.

these are: Danestone, Denmore, Dubford, Grandholm, Jesmond, Middleton Park, Ashwood, Mundurno, and Scotstown.

The schools in this area are Danestone Primary,Greenbrae Primary, Bridge of Don Academy, Oldmachar Academy, Braehead Primary,Middleton Park Primary, Forehill Primary, Glashieburn Primary and Scotstown Primary

having lived there for all my life so far, i would say bridge of don is a reasonable area to live in, i have never seen any racists, muggers, drug-dealers or generally anti-social people there. also, it is quiet and the houses are nice. Middleton park is probably the best school out of the lot of them, the pupils are very well behaved so its a bit of a shock when you go up to oldie (oldmachar academy) and meet less well behaved people. people tend to not speak so much dorick up there apart from "dah kenn" which is actually wrong as its "dinna kenn"
however, bridge of don, like all towns has its drawbacks. teenagers are very spoiled, image-conscious, vain and materialistic. should your total income fall less than 30,000 annually you don't want to send your kids there, go for hazelhead, torry, rosemount or midstocket instead
i just went to aberdeen today but i forgot where

I've been before, describe it

it was very peaceful, green, the houses were beautiful, i didn't see any hoodies and i didn't get any racist comments, i saw teenage girls with links london bracelets, hollister hoodies and tops that showed their tummies hanging around with teenage boys with superdry jackets, nike kicks and spiked hair. everyone could speak perfect english

oh, you're thinking of bridge of don then, nice place that.
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bridge of don academy

11/10 school. miss lees is a cow

everyone is a carthead (Hunter Costello smokes catnip)
most people get bullied #chillibuchanforlife

Miya Mitchell is a whore

miss Meldrum will save ur life, miss Howard will try to end ur life.

miss Maitland isn't fun anymore because she started taking her job seriously

toilets are always locked because people hotbox and wreck the place

witness junior fight club as chilli Buchan gets batted by everyone (most likely Callum Stewart)
join the greatest rivelry in the world bod vs oldie (plonkers)
" i go to bridge of don academy"

i am saying this to tell you how bridge of don academy and tell you why should not go to the school
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026