Brickian

A person who worships Brickianity, usually a mentally deranged teenager or is just straight up insane. The goal of the Brickians are to bring their time traveling mafia leader to power by drinking the tears of small children and sacrificing government officials to demona

Did you hear Billy is a Brickian?

Brickian by Apersonwhoexists February 5, 2022

Bricksand 

Staying at a bar much much longer than intended, as if you had stepped into quicksand and became trapped, but really because you are having too much fun to want to leave.
Term originated at The Brick Bar and Grill, West Haven CT.

Joe walked into the bar at 9pm for one drink, but got bricksanded and didn't go home till 2am.

Bricksand by ScottPeter October 29, 2014

Bricking it

In a state of great fear, very scared/in the process of 'shitting a brick'. (UK slang-derived from being so scared that you 'shit a brick')

'As the headmaster could be heard coming up the stairs to the girls dormitories me and my mates were bricking it'.

Bricking it by Cephalopod55 August 29, 2020

Brickianity 

A religion focused on a time traveling mafia leader that summons demons during her spare time.

A worshiper of this person is called a Brickian

Did you hear that Billy worships brickianity?

Brickianity by Apersonwhoexists February 1, 2022

bricking it

When someone is shit scared or in a scary situation, they are going to crap in they're pants.

He was bricking it, before I even took a swing at him.

I was bricking it the first time I went on a plane.

bricking it by AL January 22, 2004

bricking 

In agreement with the first poster to this term, bricking is commonly used in the electronics industry by software developers when updating a piece of hardware with a software update that renders the hardware useless after the update.

Examples of bricking:

I just updated the set top box and I bricked it.

I just got my itouch/iphone can't wait to jailbreak it. (a few hours later) "Oh Sh*t I just bricked it!"

bricking by ricbax May 17, 2009

brockian ultra cricket 

Brockian Ultra-Cricket

Although it has been said that on Earth alone in our Galaxy is Krikkit (or cricket) treated as fit subject for a game, and that for this reason the Earth has been shunned, this does only apply to our Galaxy, and more specifically to our dimension. In some of the higher dimensions they feel they can more or less please themselves, and have been playing a peculiar game called Brockian Ultra-Cricket for whatever their transdimensional equivalent of billions of years is.

Lets be blunt, it's a nasty game, but anyone who has been to the higher dimensions will know that they're a pretty nasty heathen lot up there who should just be smashed and done in, and would be, too, if anyone could work out a way of firing missiles at right-angles to reality.

The rules to the game of Brockian Ultra-cricket, as played in the higher dimensions are strange and inexplicable. A full set of the rules is so massively complicated that the only time they were all bound together to form a single volume, they underwent gravitational collapse and became a black hole.

A brief summary, however, is as follows:



Rule One:

Grow at least three extra legs. You won't need them, but it keeps the crowds amused.

Rule Two:

Find one good Brockian Ultra-Cricket player and clone him off a few times. This saves an enormous amount of tedious selection and training.

Rule Three:

Put your team and the opposing team in a large field and build a high wall round them.

The reason for this is that, though the game is a major spectator sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not actually being able to see what's going on leads them to imagine that it's a lot more exciting than it actually is. A crowd that has just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life-affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the most dramatic event in sporting history.

Rule Four:

Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the walls for the players. Anything will do - cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis guns, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.

Rule five:

The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player scores a 'hit' on another player, he should immediately run away and apologize from a safe distance.

Apologies should be concise, sincere and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.

Rule Six:

The winning team shall be the first team that wins.



Curiously enough, the more the obsession with the game grows in the higher dimensions, the less it is actually played, since most of the competing teams are now in a state of permanent warfare with each other over the interpretation of these rules. This is all for the best, because in the long run a good solid war is less psychologically damaging than protacted game of Brockian Ultra-Cricket
-- Douglas Adams

on earth we play as follows...
>hey (insert friend's name here), let's play some brockian ultra cricket!
>OK
>there's that loser Jacob
>hahaha
Proceed to punch person (i.e. Jacob) on shoulder, usually. then runaway. he says something like "WTF!". then, as his back is turned, your friend does the same thing you did. Continue until he runs away!

brockian ultra cricket by The Almighty Bob July 19, 2008