The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.
Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.
Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).
Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!