brett favre'd 

(verb) To have one's finger broken by the football while attempting to catch a particularly hard-thrown pass.

Comes from Brett Favre's notoriety for throwing one of the hardest balls in the NFL and having broken several of his receivers fingers on multiple occasions throughout his career.

also acceptable: favre'd

"How did you manage to break your pinky?"
<i>"Oh, I was Brett Favre'd by John in the tackle football game we had last weekend."</i>

brett favre'd by Josh November 28, 2004

Brett Favre'd 

To be broken up with via text message. This is the way the Packers parted ways with Brett Favre.

Guy 1: Hey how are things going with Phoebe?

Guy 2: Didn't you hear she broke up with me last night? I got Brett Favre'd dude.

Brett Favre'd by TSIABoss December 9, 2012

Brett Favre's Disease 

A douchebag who doesn't know when to quit.

Derived from Lou Gerig's disease

In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.

Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.

Favre was a douchbag to the very end:

“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”

Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.

Why is Dave at the club? Isn't he like, 45 years old? Everyone thinks he's a joke out there dancing like that.

I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.

After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.

Brett Favre's Disease by lawlawlaw December 15, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008