brett hull

a fat fuck that played on the dallas stars in 1999. scored a bullshit goal to win a stanley cup that doesn't belong to him. he's a major asshole, so he belongs in texas.

jesus fucking christ brett hull loves dicks in his mouth. fucking wow, so gay.

brett hull by jesus' pubes August 24, 2008

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Brett Hull

Brett Hull was an NHL player who played for the Calgary Flames, St. Louis Blues, Dallas Star, Detroit Red Wings, and retired with the Phoenix Coyotes. Has the 3rd most goals in a season w/ 86 in the 90-91 season, right behind Wayne Gretzky and Wayne Gretzky. Won two Stanley Cups, one with Detroit in 2002, and most notably with Dallas in 2000. It was his 2000 Stanley Cup that immortalized him when he scored in the 4th overtime with his foot in the crease against the Buffalo Sabres. The goal was allowed anyways because Buffalo can never win a Stanley Cup. Not the co-GM for the Dallas Stars.

"Hey, do you remember Brett Hull?"

"DO I!? He was the fucking man. Scoring goals and shit, keeping that shitty team up near Niagara Falls or whatever from winning a Stanley Cup - not like they would've anyways, it was Game 6 and they'd have lost game 7 cause God hates them."

Brett Hull by James Finney July 2, 2008

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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