You get a scale that defines them:
(from small to massive)
1 flat
2 fried eggs
3 titties
4 tits
5 Jibbies
6 boobs
7 broobs
8 breasts
9 juggs
10 mellons
by Who's huw November 06, 2003
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On a female, a mystical body part, it is common belief that if a man were to look at any other spot on a woman's body he would turn to stone.
"Keep your eye on that breast laddy, and all knowledge in the world will be yours."
by Jeremy November 15, 2003
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the jiggly appendages that women possess. used for fondling and especially licking circularly around the NIPPLE. you can bounce em and touch em and squeeze em, just dont ever hit em or you'll get slapped. and you can suck em, have fun boys! or women too i guess
Kawasaki softly fondled baba mukuru's luscious breast!
by KDAWG AND LISE June 04, 2004
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A bulging flap of skin on a woman that have magical powers because they produce a tractor beam to suck men's eyes and sometimes their hands. Vary in size. Sometimes lawsuits for sexual harassment occur.
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005
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Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^
"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
by Dave December 30, 2004
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Give any teenage boy a dictionary and this is most likely the word they'll look up.
Boy 1: Hey man, check it out ... 'breast, noun, two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs on the chest of a woman'
Boy 2: Awesome! Now look up nipple ...

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My breasts are pretty big, I love to have them sucked on!
by Stacy February 21, 2004
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