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Two lumps on a womans chest that have several different names and several different uses.

1. To feed infant children
2. To get out of a traffic ticket
3. To get men's attention
4. To get free things
5. To show-off
Yes
Guy 1: Hey! Aren't Jenny's breats looking might fine today

Guy 2: Yes they are Guy 1, Let's go talk to her

Jenny: Hi! Guy 1 and Guy 2

Guy 1 and Guy 2: Hi

Guy 1: Your breast are looking mighty fine there.

Jenny: How rude!

Guy 2: What a bitch! If you don't want us to compliment them why don't you get them removed
by Who The Douce Are You? April 19, 2005
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Milk producing organ in a female body looking mystical to men, made of the non mystical flesh.
by KumarN April 11, 2007
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Something that every strait teen boy loves to see & jack-off to!
by Joe Mami September 24, 2006
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Something that can be squeezed & sucked on to create pleasure
Jake : Oh wow your Breast's are so soft Ahhh!
Kiersten : Feel free to suck them too do you want to Breast Feed me?
Jake : Oh Yes! Mmmm Yummy Milk!
Kiersten : Well I hope my milk make your cock big and strong!
Jake : Do you want some of my pudding?
Kiersten : Yes please fill my little pussy up!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that's it baby now squirt some on my Breast's!
Jake : Splat Splat Splat!
Kiersten : Now lick them off!
Jake : Mmmmmm! I make good pudding!
Kiersten : Well aren't you gonna share!
Jake : Oh Yeah Right!
by SlopNChop December 15, 2017
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Can be LARGE or small and something that a man would oove to hold, poke, and do other dirty things with with the mans body part.
Man i had a amazing night last night i just trollied right through that hot bitches breast.
by DDean12 March 02, 2007
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things on women that you gotta squeeze
Guy: *squeezes*
Girl: Hey!
Guy: Sorry babe, you gotta do what you gotta do
by man statue September 24, 2003
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A slice of meat from a chicken. The slice from a free-range is what I recommend.
Butcher: So what will you have today?
Customer: I prefer the chicken breast you have there on the left.
Butcher: I am sorry, but I do not recommend that, how abut the thighs?
Customer: No, bitch! I asked for the goddamn breast, now give them to me. Mofo.
Butcher: (Goes to wrap chicken breast and weigh for price then hands to enraged customer)
Customer: Thank you.
by Kevin Forester June 20, 2004
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