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Bread Loaf 

To give a girl head and call it a day.
How was your date with Stacy?

It was a lot of fun. We had dinner and then I bread loafed her and called it a night.
Bread Loaf by Robthedog24 September 19, 2020

Bread loaf 

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf
“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”
Bread loaf by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

bread loaf 

Substance that comes out of an elephant's ass at the circus.
"Ruh-roh. That clown just stepped in the fresh bread loaf."
bread loaf by Kfunky October 26, 2006

bread loaf shoes 

When an obese women is so fat that her feet puff out of the tops of her shoes like that of rising bread from a loaf pan.
Yo, check out that fat girls bread loaf shoes, her feet are puffing out of them just like rising bread.
bread loaf shoes by me.....)()( January 12, 2008

Geometrical Bread Loaf 

A very epic youtube, geometry dash player, and lover of bread who has spent far to much time trying to beat cataclysm
have you watched geometrical bread loafs new video and subscribed to his channel.

Loaf Bread 

When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.
Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."

Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading

Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."

Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."
Loaf Bread by Mr.Endurance April 23, 2014
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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