A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.
Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.
by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015
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