Brandwanking 

Someone - usually a business owner - who wastes time obsessing over their brand design (logo, font, colours, etc), rather than focusing on tangible growth leavers to scale their business.

Hey Alfred, stop brandwanking and optimise your checkout flow.

Brandwanking by JoeLogo March 6, 2025

Brandwanking 

When a business owner wastes time obsessing over their companies branding (e.g. logo, fonts, colours) rather than focussing on simple levers to grow sales.

Hey Alfred, you look exhausted. Stop brandwanking and focus on optimizing your checkout flow.

Brandwanking by JoeLogo March 6, 2025

brainwanking 

Any intellectual/academic discussion meant more to show off the intelligence of the speaker than to prove a point or educate anyone listening.

Freudian literary criticism is pretty useless, to be honest; eventually they stop talking about literature entirely, in favor of pointless brainwanking.

brainwanking by kiefda03 June 10, 2010