Brandwanking 

Someone - usually a business owner - who wastes time obsessing over their brand design (logo, font, colours, etc), rather than focusing on tangible growth leavers to scale their business.

Hey Alfred, stop brandwanking and optimise your checkout flow.

Brandwanking by JoeLogo March 6, 2025

Brandwanking 

When a business owner wastes time obsessing over their companies branding (e.g. logo, fonts, colours) rather than focussing on simple levers to grow sales.

Hey Alfred, you look exhausted. Stop brandwanking and focus on optimizing your checkout flow.

Brandwanking by JoeLogo March 6, 2025

brainwanking 

Any intellectual/academic discussion meant more to show off the intelligence of the speaker than to prove a point or educate anyone listening.

Freudian literary criticism is pretty useless, to be honest; eventually they stop talking about literature entirely, in favor of pointless brainwanking.

brainwanking by kiefda03 June 10, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022