Brandfas

To try and quickly correct constipation/irregularity by quickly eating some Bran.

Jeff had to brandfas before his basketball game or he was going to shit himself

by lithian1611 December 4, 2009

brandgasm

When modern marketing/branding gets absolutely self-indulgent, out-of-hand, crass, tacky, etc. eg: Gap commercials, Apple's retail stores, Nike (period).

Mathias: have you been to an apple store(tm) yet? seems like they are like temples.

Jeremiah: yes, there's one here. overinflated, self- indulgent brandgasms.

by Jeremiah Junken April 11, 2004

brandwashed

The corporate brainwashing or brandwashing of us all.By big makes or corporations such as Apple, Gucci, Armani and Nike. Who rely on the fact that we will buy things because they have a big name label,or brand, just to fit in with our friends or look cool. They sell products that are supposed to show individuality and coolness factor but we end wearing the same clothes and buying the same big name brands etc.

"Look at my clothes they are well cool they are good make too. And they go well with my nike trainers and my i pod shuffle"! Reply "Man your well brandwashed".

by Daniel Hooks February 22, 2007

The Brandmaster

The Brandmaster is your superior and you would be wise to bow down to him before he has you beheaded. It is also common knowledge that he thinks you are the coolest.

Jim: I sure wish I had someone who was far superior to me that I could bow down to.
Jane: Why don't you bow before the Brandmaster? He is superior!
Jim: Excelsior!

by bneo20 August 27, 2009

brandtastrophe

When a company depicts a brand in a way not suitable to the brands ideals or image.

Wow that Darth Vader with Micky Mouse ears is a brandtastrophe.

by Jefffitz August 18, 2017

Brandashia

Don´t like a lot of people, she got one understand friend

like Brandashia only have a serten amount of friends

by Laidon June 1, 2018

Brandwash

A superficial change of appearance based on the notion that a simple change of name, colour, etc will somehow remove problems faced/caused by the previous organisation. This effort usually attracts criticism as the money spent on the marketing and reshaping could have been spent solving existing problems.

When Connex leaves Melbourne, Australia after failing to maintain its contract to run the train system, it is estimated that it will cost $15 million to change station signs, uniforms, posters and logos for the new company. However, long-term problems such as punctuality, rolling stock maintenance and customer safety will still persist, as these are issues that only the state government can address. This money alone could buy a badly needed new train. The term Brandwash has been created to cater for this common distraction, similar to Greenwash - where a company boasts of it's green credentials which are often dubious.

by RobKemp July 24, 2009