Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick

Brandan’s dick by John Lismore February 23, 2024

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brandon’s dick

Really Fucking big

Brandon’s dick: Huge and meaty

Dude #1: dude that ass is huge

Dude #2: Yeah as big as Brandon’s huge cock

brandon’s dick by Boba black May 4, 2018

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Brandon's dick

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.

Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.

Brandon's dick by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016

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branden's dick

a branden's dick is another meaning for a short, stubby penis, aka a chode.

Girl: k, whip ur dick out
Guy: k
Girl: OMG A BRANDEN'S DICK!

branden's dick by GIIQ October 25, 2010

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