Branch Covidian

The far left zealots that believe everyone should worship a disease and give up their life in fear of it. The kind of people that approve of locking people in their homes and taking away freedoms.
Look at those crazy Branch Covidians trying to cancel Thanksgiving!
by wandering healer November 13, 2020
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Branch Covidian

Someone who thinks we should stay locked down forever, like in Communist China.
Look at that Branch Covidian driving a car alone, wearing a mask.
by Protonman7 November 28, 2022
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Branch Covidian

Someone who wears a mask for public safety but encourages people to destroy police stations.
That police station was torched. Good thing none of those Branch Covidians got sick!
by Aintry May 13, 2022
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Branch Covidian

A radical left-wing libtard commie cult of blue-haired freaks who are entranced in Mass Formation Psychosis over fear of a make-believe virus.
Look at that Branch Covidian wearing his mask while driving along in the car.
by mrbig4575 December 12, 2022
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Branch Covidian

People who refuse to take the basic precautions to prevent the transmission of a deadly virus, especially the guidelines pertaining to crowed environments and proper distancing; or
someone who refuses to take the basic precautions because they believe their deity will protect them.
80 Branch Covidians were infected, 2 of whom died after they ignored social distancing during a gathering.
by Livid Citizen August 18, 2020
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Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.
Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!
by Austin Jayhawk April 03, 2020
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Branch Covidians

Leftwing/Socialist morons who try to set up an autonomous zone when there’s a pandemic sweeping through the area
did you see the idiot branch Covidians setting up an autonomous zone in Seattle? Yeah, that went well.
by Kt nola July 07, 2020
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