Branch Covidian

The far left zealots that believe everyone should worship a disease and give up their life in fear of it. The kind of people that approve of locking people in their homes and taking away freedoms.

Look at those crazy Branch Covidians trying to cancel Thanksgiving!

by wandering healer November 13, 2020

Branch Covidian

Someone who thinks we should stay locked down forever, like in Communist China.

Look at that Branch Covidian driving a car alone, wearing a mask.

by Protonman7 November 28, 2022

Branch Covidian

Someone who wears a mask for public safety but encourages people to destroy police stations.

That police station was torched. Good thing none of those Branch Covidians got sick!

by Aintry May 13, 2022

Branch Covidian

A radical left-wing libtard commie cult of blue-haired freaks who are entranced in Mass Formation Psychosis over fear of a make-believe virus.

Look at that Branch Covidian wearing his mask while driving along in the car.

by mrbig4575 December 12, 2022

Branch Covidian

People who refuse to take the basic precautions to prevent the transmission of a deadly virus, especially the guidelines pertaining to crowed environments and proper distancing; or
someone who refuses to take the basic precautions because they believe their deity will protect them.

80 Branch Covidians were infected, 2 of whom died after they ignored social distancing during a gathering.

by Livid Citizen August 18, 2020

Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.

Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!

by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020

Branch Covidian

A derogatory name for individuals whom have shown signs of unhealthy obsession and overwhelming fear regarding the Sars-CoVID-19 pandemic. Individuals will often treat people who are infected as being terminally ill or as if diseased by a Black Plague-tier illness, will belittle and shutdown those who might have counterarguments, often labelling them with their own derogatory titles such as 'grandma-killer' or terms like it. Predominantly consists of authoritarian-leaning individuals with a significant amount of left-of-center individuals, though it is not exclusive to individuals of that ideology. Will parrot talking points even if they do not entirely understand them simply due to being said by a force of authority. Might use religious tone when speaking of the vaccination programs or medical officials such as Dr. Anthony Fauci. May also use alarmist rhetoric and act paranoid of others and social situations, again, parroted from media rhetoric. Similarities may be drawn to the pseudoscientific hysteria of the late 1800s or Satanic Panic of the 1980s.

Person A: "Hey, has anyone heard from Connie lately?"

Person B: "No, she's pretty much refused to come out of her house since the news dropped new numbers."

Person C: "On God, that girl is 100% a Branch Covidian. Honestly, her loss."

by Tyrannitaur August 29, 2022