brainsturbation 

when you can't concentrate on anything at all, as if your brain was occupying all of its time with masturbation. Much like an extended brain fart that won't go away.

My friend was trying to have a conversation with me, but I was having a huge problem with brainsturbation.

brainsturbation by serunato August 28, 2009

bansturbation 

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they get their kicks from bansturbation.

bansturbation by Narkybeast September 15, 2010

Brainsturbating 

When you masturbate without any physical contact, stimulating your sexual nerves by using brainwaves to arouse yourself and by fooling your reproductive parts into believing there is actual physical contact. ATTENTION : This requires masterhood training.

Jeff was armless yet he could still pleasure himself by brainsturbating since he was a wizard.

Brainsturbating by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018

bansturbation 

The act of banning oneself.

Luuv likes to participate bansturbation.

bansturbation by KL2789 October 10, 2007