A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.
This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.
when you can't concentrate on anything at all, as if your brain was occupying all of its time with masturbation. Much like an extended brain fart
that won't go away.
My friend was trying to have a conversation with me, but I was having a huge problem with brainsturbation.