Brain Meats

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, infirm, obese and young. Often craved by zombies and cadaver kids (AKA goths).

q:My brain meats hurt!
a:Could that be because a zombie is munching on them?

Brain Meats by Sangre Meum June 1, 2010

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brain meats

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, inferm, obease and young. Often craved by zombies, cadavour kids (AKA goths), and your mom.

:Also see Skull Fuck.

"I crave your Brain Meats BITCH!!!"

brain meats by Buckwheat_tom November 6, 2004

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Brainmeats

Gross, childish synonym for one's brain, and usable in a carnal context. Refers to the physical brain and person's conciousness, a mind, as one entity.

My brainmeats are often filled with unpure thoughts.

Brainmeats by Grandmother Death December 9, 2010

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Your so smart! I'd love to have you over for brainmeat!

brainmeat by A!! September 13, 2009

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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