Brad's Law 

To a computer programmer, the similarity between a clitoris and a segfault. To the programmer, both can be notoriously difficult to find, and offer great reward when found.

Jim: Dude, i can't satisfy my girlfriend!
Brad: Pretend her clit is a segfault.

Jim: You're advice worked great!
Brad: That's why it's Brad's Law!

Brad's Law by goodvikings November 30, 2009

Brad Pitt's Law 

If you ask a girl out on a specific day, and she declines without countering with a different day, it means she is not interested.

You: "I asked a girl out on saturday, but she said she was busy"
Friend: "Did she say when she would be available?"
You: "No, but she seemed busy, for sure."
Friend: "She's just not interested, it's Brad Pitt's Law."

Brad Pitt's Law by OV_Furious October 8, 2014

Brad Pitt's Law 

A bias used during sexual harassment argument. Brad Pitt's Law dictates that women have the right to feel sexually harassed when the person giving the compliment is not good looking. If it came from good looking stud, they are accepted as compliments.

Why did that guy got suspended for calling her female colleague pretty? Duhh.. Brad Pitt's law, if he aint good looking liks Brad Pitt, its harassment. If he had looked like Brad Pitt, she would probably send him nudes the next day.

Brad Pitt's Law by MetaRyuk January 14, 2023