Shit JobBoy or SJB for short, the guy who always gets the job nobody wants to do and is automatically given any said shit job while everyone else breathes a sigh of relief.
There are 300 cracked sewer pipes to weld this week the shit jobboy is going to be busy this week.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'