It's when your date's gone really well, you've made all the right moves, she is digging you, you go back your place and you fail to seal the deal due to a number of reasons including:
A.) unfortunate accident (ie: insult her/her mother)
B.) Whiskey dick
C.) she finds out you don't actually live in a penthouse, rather just subscribe to Penthosue
D.) She turns out to be he

Expression origin: It comes from the Cleveland Indian's "closer" Joe Borowski. He has the best guys in the game behind him but teeters on destruction every single night.

Mike: "Hey Derek that girl was bangin' how the night go"
Derek: "Oh man don't even "
Mike: "What, now you gotta tell"
Derek" "Well I wish the night ended at the bar cause I totally pulled a Borowski"

Borowski by Jolten Joe Borowski March 28, 2008

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Bokowski

the act of giving a polish blowjob.

"yo man, so i was in Europe, and this bitch just totally went Bokowski on me"

Bokowski by sam the ham! August 25, 2008

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bobowski

A term used to describe a person who is very intent on teaching the lords way to other people. People who are Bobowskis also tend to be very thicc.

That guy is totally a Bobowski.

bobowski by Thiccest of the bois February 23, 2018

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Bobowski

A name created by the O Gang group bobowski is Someone you call if ur better then them

Yo bobowski I took ur bitch

Bobowski by Infiniti demon May 20, 2019

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Beski Borowski

Origins of the name Beski Borowski date back to the 1300’s. Apparently, Beski comes from an old Polish root meaning ‘to swallow.’ Borowski traces back to a very obscure Greek term that roughly translates to ‘heavy dicks.’

Some people inherit wealth. Some inherit land. Beski Borowski inherits a responsibility.

After a few cocktails, Mike loves to Beski Borowski.

Why don’t you go Beski Borowski.

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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