Bowllin

Bowllin is a college girl who is struggling on Tinder. Every dating experience leaves her feeling uncertain about relationships and the future. She is 75% straight and 25% lesbian, which indicates how lost she is. Like many others, Bowllin is seeking for the meaning of meaningless stuff. Hopefully, Bowllin will become the queen of Tinder in the near future.

Bob: I matched with a girl named Bowllin on Tinder.
Mike: Me too, bro.

Bowllin by Yo_Mama_David November 22, 2021

bowllin

A cool girl who is exceptionally open minded and sincere. She's not scared to show how they feel. She may sound like kind of a bad ass, but she's definitely someone with a charming personality that everyone would like for a friend. She just has that effect on people. Her words always inspire you and make you laugh. She's a talented creator with awesome ideas. She may not catch everyone's attention, but she doesn't need it.

This broadcasting is so bowllin.

bowllin by kev1nzzzz November 23, 2021

bowllin

A cool girl who is exceptionally open minded and sincere. She's not scared to show how she feels. She may sound like kind of a bad ass, but she's definitely someone with a charming personality that everyone would like for a friend. She just has that effect on people. Her words always inspire you and make you laugh. She's a talented creator with awesome ideas. She may not catch everyone's attention, but she doesn't need it.

This broadcasting is so bowllin.

bowllin by kev1nzzzz November 23, 2021

nut bowling

A competitive game of dropping your nut sack into a pool table pocket. The balder the better. Normally played by 2 people.

Daryl and Benny were competing in a ferocious game of nut bowling when Jo busted them. Daryl, put your fukin balls away!!

nut bowling by nutb April 29, 2012

You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.

Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

You be epic bowling ball by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 9, 2019

take the skinheads bowling 

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

take the skinheads bowling by Count de Monet May 30, 2011

bowlwinder 

A bowlwinder is a mega-turd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the Dairy Queen.

Dude, I think I'm going to be sick. I just went to take a leak in the gas station bathroom and somebody left a bowlwinder in there! I think it was staring at me.

bowlwinder by JayDub October 1, 2004